The cabin with its green metal roof, front porch and flag, set into the wooded hillside
Dandridge, Tennessee · Quiet Retreat

Relax, Play, Have Fun in the Middle of Everywhere TN!

The Middle of Everywhere TN is a peaceful countryside retreat on private grounds with a fishing pond, hot tub, and basketball hoop—just a short drive to Douglas Lake, Dollywood and the Great Smoky Mountains National Park!

Sleeps 6 · 1 Bedroom + Loft · 2 Full Baths Hot Tub · Fishing Pond · Fire Pit Pet Friendly · Very Private
6Guests
1+LoftBedrooms
2Bathrooms
Hot TubUnder the stars
The Cabin

Private, peaceful, and right in the middle of everywhere.

Tucked into the rolling countryside just outside Dandridge, the Middle of Everywhere is the rare retreat that feels a world away yet keeps Dollywood, the Smokies, and small-town Tennessee within easy reach. Start your mornings with coffee in a rocking chair on the covered porch, spend afternoons fishing or paddling the private pond, and end the day in the hot tub under a sky full of stars.

Inside, a warm open layout centers on a comfortable living room with a full sleeper sofa. The main floor has a king bedroom steps from a full bath, while the partially enclosed loft adds two twin beds — ideal for kids or extra guests — plus a second full bath. Bring the dog; the whole family is welcome.

— Cared for by Beyond Expectations Property Management

Rocking chairs on the covered porch overlooking the private pond
Sleeps 6
King · 2 twins · sleeper sofa
Amenities

Everything you need, nothing you don’t.

Thoughtfully equipped for families, couples, and remote workers alike — with the little comforts that make a cabin feel like home.

Private Hot Tub
Unwind under a sky full of stars
Pond, Fishing & Canoe
Catch-and-release on your own pond
Fire Pit by the Water
Evenings around the flames
Full Kitchen
Stainless steel & fully equipped
BBQ Grill
Cook out on the deck
Basketball Goal
Brand-new — shoot some hoops
Pet Friendly
Bring the whole family including the dog!
Self Check-in
24-hour keyless entry
The Area

Quiet Retreat — but minutes from the good stuff.

True to its name, the Middle of Everywhere sits in quiet countryside with the best of East Tennessee an easy drive away — from the home of Bush’s Beans to the lights of Dollywood.

5 mi
Douglas Lake
A top-ranked bass & crappie lake — boating, swimming & Smoky Mountain views.
5 mi
Bush’s Beans
The famous beans & visitor center, just up the road.
12 mi
Historic Dandridge
Tennessee’s 2nd-oldest town & its soda fountain.
20 mi
Dollywood & Pigeon Forge
The theme park, shows, and the Parkway.
~25 mi
Great Smoky Mtns NP
America’s most-visited national park — hiking, waterfalls & wildlife.
33 mi
Gatlinburg
Mountain-town shops, the SkyBridge, and park trailheads.
~25 mi · The Smokies

Great Smoky Mountains National Park

America’s most-visited national park — 12+ million visitors a year across 522,000 acres of Tennessee and North Carolina. Over 850 miles of trails, black bears at Cades Cove, and the 6,643-ft summit of Kuwohi (Clingmans Dome).

Free to enter 850+ miles of trails Black bears & waterfalls
~5 mi · On the water

Douglas Lake

A 30,000-acre TVA reservoir winding 43 miles through the Smoky foothills. Ranked top-10 in the nation for largemouth bass and top-5 for crappie — plus boating, swimming, and skiing against a mountain backdrop.

Boating & swimming Top-ranked fishing Marinas & boat ramps
~5 mi · Local favorite

Bush’s Beans Visitor Center

Practically a neighbor in Chestnut Hill. Walk through a giant replica bean can, catch the film on the famous family recipe, snap a free photo with Duke, then grab lunch and the legendary pinto bean pie at the café.

Free admission Open Mon–Sat, 9–4 Museum · gift shop · café
A little local lore

A town with a story.

Dandridge isn’t just pretty countryside — it’s one of the most storied small towns in Tennessee.

Est. 1783

Tennessee’s second-oldest town

Settlers put down roots here in 1783, making Dandridge the second-oldest town in the state — behind only Jonesborough.

The only one in America

Named for Martha Washington

It’s the only town named for Martha Dandridge Washington. When Douglas Lake threatened to flood it in the 1940s, the town appealed to First Lady Eleanor Roosevelt — and the TVA built a levee that still runs behind Main Street today.

Soda fountain since 1911

Tinsley-Bible Drug Co.

A working pharmacy that’s anchored Main Street since 1911 — with a genuine old-fashioned soda fountain serving milkshakes, floats, and its famous “Bible Burger.”

Guest Reviews

What guests are saying.

★★★★★

“Great stay, beautiful area.”

— Austin
★★★★★

“Quiet retreat.”

— Emily · Morristown, TN
Aerial view over the wooded ridge toward Douglas Lake at golden hour
Your Stay Awaits

Pick your dates and settle in.

Reserve instantly on Airbnb or VRBO, or book direct with our property manager — we’d love to host you.

Pet Friendly 24-hour Self Check-in Professionally Managed